What’s really going on at Henry rehearsals?

Okay, so I’m well aware that our many, many fans and followers of The Bacchanals & this blog are sitting in front of their computers waiting for the next post, hoping there will be a little bit of goss included; an insight into the love triangles and the weird habits and obsessions of the cast & crew. So, for all you curious lovelies out there, here’s the goss:

• Lori is a foodist. She only eats food of a certain colour each day: Mauve Mondays, Tan Tuesdays, White Wednesdays, Turquoise Thursdays, Fuchsia Fridays, Sanguine Saturdays and Sepia Sundays.
• David grows bonzai trees and sells them on trademe to supplement his income. He also designs womens’ clothing.
• James actually broke his ankle in an unfortunate misunderstanding with some nuns.
• Brooke and Anais are civil-unioned.
• Tom IS actually Allan’s son.
• Fiona’s secret boyfriend is a smurf, or David, or Uther, or Blair or a ginga.
• David is secretly involved with Fiona, or Brooke, or Mel, or Blair, or a ginga.
• Ellie is actually a man.
• Alex is actually a woman.
• Kirsty has a shrine to Alex in her linen cupboard.
• Simon has a shrine to Kirsty in his linen cupboard.
• Dan and Jess are actually brother and sister.
• Louise and Laura ARE the same person.

There you are, loyal followers. I hope you feel sufficiently informed.