Recipe

1. Try to climb in home because you are locked out in the morning. Go your usual route but make sure that the handrails holding your weight break off as you climb. Try to land on your right foot.

2. Break ankle, generally occurs by large amount of sudden pressure. Ie. from falling from balcony trying to climb in.

3. Spend approximately 3 days in hospital.

4. Make sure director knows you have broken ankle. Thereby preventing any nasty shocks when you first turn up to rehearsal.

5. Decide that it would be cool to act in a wheel chair(providing resources are available of course)

6. Turn up to rehearsals and use the computer chairs with wheels on them until you manage to procure said wheelchair.

7. Yet to be seen…………………….

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