Sir John Falstaff:

Secret love child of Jabba the Hut and C3PO?!?

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Well he is rather portly – yet his walk is strangely reminiscent of a certain golden robot

Not to mention he wears ladies underwear! (well – a garter on his leg . .)

A mystery indeed . . .

I’ll leave you with a new word to astound your school chums with! — “Exeterlent” – A word to be used when plotting in a soliloquy  at the end of a scene.

Also – where are the Blair Rose Bush photos?

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